“Hey, Gene, you called me Babe.”

“Hey, Gene, you called me Babe.”


“All those fights over Ewing Oil, and Southfork. We laid waste to everything in our path, J.R., and for what?”

“All those fights over Ewing Oil, and Southfork. We laid waste to everything in our path, J.R., and for what?”


“Once an hour the water heater in the corner sounds like it’s being violated.”

For Raminoodlesoup :)

“Once an hour the water heater in the corner sounds like it’s being violated.”

For Raminoodlesoup :)


“Hi! I’m Leo!”

“Hi! I’m Leo!”